Hoosier Hilarity: Man Threatens to Eat Cops, Families & Their Dogs!

Once again I have come upon a story from my home state of Indiana and I have to pass on the ridiculousness. (I know I'm a nerd, but I often check out a blog site called "Legally Weird," and I continue to see my Hoosier Heartland pop up in embarrassing ways.)

Police arrested a 39-year-old man in Lafayette, Indiana, (home of "pee-u Purdue") on suspicion of carjacking and claim that upon arrest, he threatened to "hunt them down and eat them, their dogs and their entire families." !!!

According to police, Paul Brock, the accused, jumped into a running and unlocked car at a gas station and made off with it. (I know that might sound crazy to my west coast readers, who might think the owner deserved it! But the owner "warming up" his car, a common practice when it's freezing cojones outside.) When police caught up with Brock, they claim he kicked a police dog in the head twice and made the above cannibalistic forewarnings. Brock now faces two counts of carjacking, resisting arrest, driving under the influence of drugs/alcohol, striking a law enforcement animal and intimidation (for the threats against the police, families...and their little dogs too!), a Class D Felony in the State of Indiana.

Come on Hoosiers, I expect more from you!